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03 Aug 2005 >> Jam! Showbiz
Avril Lavigne In Calgary >>
So here's the deal. You're a kid, right? And you're just learning how to ride a bike. Of course, you have training wheels -- they keep you safe. But attached to those is a pretty serious ride.

I mean, it's a really cool bike -- all of the other kids think so and some of them are even envious, going so far as to get the same set of wheels. But then, as inevitably happens, you get the hang of it, you learn how to ride and you don't need those training wheels. So you take them off, and you ride. You're no Lance Armstrong, but you do pretty well.

And that bike? It's still the same bike it's still a pretty cool set of wheels, but it's still the same bike everyone saw you learning to ride on. They see it and immediately, they see those extra safety features.

Pardon the extended metaphor, but it was hard to watch Avril Lavigne's Saddledome show last night and not draw the parallel.

At the age of 20, the Canadian pop star is attempting to do what comes natural -- grow. The problem is, she's still stuck with the same songs, tracks from her debut, Let Go and its already year-old sequel, Under My Skin. Those songs, material such as I'm With You and Don't Tell Me were fine to start out with, but now she desperately needs to move on and find a better vehicle.

It didn't help that last night, in front of a crowd of 8,000 or so fans screaming for that old ride, Lavigne -- who looked absolutely gorgeous in long, golden locks and a tank top -- seemed to be pedalling at half speed. In fact, she seemed to be coasting towards that October tour finish line.

You watch her and wonder if she doesn't resent being here singing those songs -- she smiles and she says the right things, but it all seems so hollow.

I mean, she started off her woefully inadequate 75-minute set with arguably her biggest hit, Sk8er Boi, and did so with only minimal enthusiasm, doing half kicks, where last tour, she fully extended.

Same with Happy Ending, this album's big hit -- she performed it as though she were so far beyond it. And part of you can forgive her because, well, she is. But another part of you thinks: if you're going to do it and accept money for it, at least act as if some small part of you cares and you don't regret that person you once were.

It was only when she sat at the piano for a couple of cuts including Together, that she seemed remotely comfortable, but again, was that really who she is, or was that her aping last album's songwriting partner, Chantal Kreviazuk?

Vocally, yes, Lavigne still has incredible pipes -- the one thing that will ultimately ensure she's here to stay.

But until she gets herself a new vehicle, until she gets a ride that not only suits her now, but is one the cool, older kids will dig, Lavigne is just spinning her wheels.

Along for the ride on this tour was Atlanta singer/songwriter Butch Walker. Compared to Lavigne, the former Marvelous 3 frontman who has co-written with everyone from Pink to Lavigne, seemed to be pedalling his ass off.

Actually, the problem with Walker was he was riding a moped -- mediocre guitar rock -- but acting as if it were a Harley, sticking out his tongue a la Gene Simmons, cussing moderately and bad-mouthing lip synching artists, many of whom the audience were no doubt fans of.

It was ok, just overkill. And hard to appreciate in the context in which it was presented.
 

 
 
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