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03 Aug 2005 >> Jam! Showbiz
Avril Lavigne In Edmonton >>
It looked like a rock concert. It smelled like a rock concert. It even sounded like a rock concert, but it didn't feel like a rock concert - and there's the fatal flaw in Avril Lavigne's show at Rexall Place last night.

Rarely has an event branded "rock 'n' roll" so utterly failed to communicate the spirit of the form. It was dull, unconvincing, phoned in, by the numbers, cold, impersonal, predictable and almost completely without soul or passion. I say "almost" because there were a couple of her pouty power ballads that showed a spark of something genuine. But those moments were few and far between. At best, the whole thing was an approximation of a rock concert - all of the requisite elements, the stack o' Marshalls and so on, with very little of the essence. Most of it just seemed fake.

TOUGH ROCK-CHICK ROLE

Perhaps I am being too hard on our young Canadian superstar? Maybe. But Avril has always played up the tough rock-chick role when her strengths are clearly elsewhere. She brings it on herself. Well, where does she shine? Have I nothing good to say, you ask? Like I said, there was a ballad or two there. The chandelier descended from the rafters to mark the "unplugged" portion of the show. Cue the sensitive ballads. There was one called Tomorrow where she sat cross-legged on the monitor as her guitarist strummed, and one called Nobody's Home where she accompanied herself before the band kicked in to ROCK it up. She also played the piano for a few of the slower tunes. Then again, she doesn't quite have the voice of Chantal Kreviazuk to pull off the spooky piano-diva thing. Her voice can get a bit shrill at times.

Some of these points could've been forgiven had she offered any real communication with her fans, musically or otherwise. But she didn't. Avril's stage patter is as canned and dull as her music. She didn't introduce the band, say anything original or offer anything personal. It's like she's not talking to the audience - she's talking at them.

From the opening chords of Sk8ter Boi, it was all so blitheringly predictable. Here's the part where she shouts, "Everybody put your hands in the air!" Here's the part where she asks the crowd, "How's everybody doing today? How's your summer vacation going?" Here's the part where she shouts, "Do you feel special?!" and puts on a pair of fake devil horns. Oh, how telling.

The night wore on. At least the main set was only an hour. Then came the inevitable encore, and there she was behind the drum kit dragging the tempo of Blur's Song 2 and looking very pleased with herself. Gosh, what a multi-talented rock artiste. How can she top that? It's Complicated, of course, delivered with a grimace as if she hates the song as much as her worst critics.

How did this pretender get so popular? With Sony-BMG's recent $10-million settlement for bribing radio stations to play its acts, I don't trust anything anymore. All I know is the 12,500 screaming young fans who came to this alleged rock concert deserved better.

JUNIOR BON JOVI?

Opening act Butch Walker was actually more entertaining, even though no one had a clue who he was. He had all the hallmarks of the perfect rock star - the hair, the energy, the showmanship, the drama, the ego, the different guitar for every song, the mooshy power ballads, the bad-boy persona just bad enough to appeal to 11-year-old girls without scaring their moms too much - but not a single song that anyone recognized. Was he even for real? I have to conclude that this Junior Bon Jovi was created in the secret Rock Star Lab in Nevada. It's the same place that stamped out boy bands. Just set the dial on "rock star" and there's Butch. He'll go far.

 

 
 
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